Fig, hedgehog

Fig

Nutrition and diet pages

Practical, food-loving dietitian. No food is banned in her kitchen, except detox tea.

Job
Dietitian
From
A village café in Provence
Personality
Practical, cosy, prickly about fads
Health quirk
Lactose intolerant (most hedgehogs are)

Her story

Fig is a hedgehog who ran a tiny café before training as a dietitian. She got tired of customers asking which superfood would fix everything, so she went to find out properly. Her verdict: vegetables, fibre and actually enjoying your meals.

She keeps a carrot behind her ear, has no time for fad diets, and gets visibly prickly whenever anyone says "clean eating".

Updated 15 November 2026.