Ruby
Panelysis mascot
Goth, theatrical, and deadly serious about reference ranges.
- Job
- Haematology lab scientist
- From
- She claims Transylvania; it was actually the pathology lab, level 2
- Personality
- Theatrical, exacting, nocturnal
- Health quirk
- Vitamin D deficiency
Her story
Ruby rose from a centrifuge tube in a hospital lab at 3am and has never once seen daylight on purpose. She wears a cape because the lab was cold, and the fangs are for finding veins, thank you. She can spot a haemolysed sample from across the room and holds very strong opinions about potassium levels drawn through a tiny needle.
Her idea of a romantic evening is a full blood count with a film.
What she says when you win
- “Results reviewed. Brilliantly.”
- “Within normal limits of genius.”
- “Flagged H, for hero.”
- “Abnormally clever.”
- “Pathologist approved.”
- “Signed off. No repeat needed.”
Find her in Panelysis.
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